yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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