so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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