i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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