I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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