she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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