Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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