I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
