My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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