yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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