i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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