At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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