Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
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