i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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