Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Randomize
