What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
Randomize
