The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
I FOUND THE LEGS
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
we're so committed to being not committed
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