Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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