New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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