what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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