Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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