where am i from again
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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