Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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