You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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