so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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