About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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