it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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