i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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