I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Randomize
