I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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