friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point đź’ś
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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