I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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