He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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