When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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