scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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