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he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him

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(818): View more from California

dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.

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(218): View more from Minnesota

No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk

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(775): View more from Nevada

So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.

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(443): View more from Maryland

she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.

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(415): View more from California

My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.

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(305): View more from Florida

Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.

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(845): View more from New York

Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.

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(630): View more from Illinois

i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.

(708): View more from Illinois

how about your cousin?

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