You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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