butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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