and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
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