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(781): View more from Massachusetts

Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?

(603): View more from New Hampshire

Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.

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(949): View more from California

you made cement angels. it was a great sight.

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(646): View more from New York

We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday

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mom would be proud

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(404): View more from Georgia

Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.

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(228): View more from Mississippi

i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy

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(270): View more from Kentucky

I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.

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(805): View more from California

Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.

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(618): View more from Illinois

Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.

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(425): View more from Washington

I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.

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