that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
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