Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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