North Korea, Best Korea!
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
