I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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