I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Can I color on your dick again?
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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