Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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