At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
Randomize
