there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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