4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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