covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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