I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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